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It's weird, Erin Burnett is on CNN with an invisible stranger but nobody knows about it! Funny? But keep it off the record, will you? Because this is not too important for public to know about. The fact is that the man hasn't met her. It's only a sort of illusion. The man wishes to be invisible so that he could sneak into the studio and introduced himself to her.

He just cannot do it. Why?

First, it takes a long journey to pay a visit to America, besides he hasn't got enough money for the travel. Off course, it's not polite if he asks CNN or Erin Burnett to send him money, instead, so that he can fly to the USA and see her. It's weird. And you know what; nobody thinks that is funny with him thinking of the way of going there over and over again. He's really obsessed.

Second, he must work and cannnot leave his tied-up job. If he asks a permission to his office, the company won't give it. Yes, it will, but not for longer absenses. That will "screw things up". Weird?

Third.he is not sure of himself that he can see her. All was started when he saw this irresistible pretty TV presenter on TV for the first time and finally he knew the name was Erin Burnett, the anchor of CNN and felt like wanting to see her personally.

What is that for? The answer turns out to be also invisible far away in the sky and can only be viewed in the middle of the night.

Sound romantic? Hm .... not funny at all, maybe weird!

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The following are the reasons as to what are considered weird English, according to the one born in one of the countries in South-East Asia.

1. You learn grammar and structure, but no matter how hard you learn and how much time you spend for this, you just can't speak the language.

2. You watch Hollywood movies, but no matter how hard you to try to catch the words and how much time you spend to translate them, you just can't speak the language.

3. You say it's weird English, because your language doesn't have to use Tenses anytime you like to explain the time/periode of time any actions done in life.

4. You keep wondering why there should be pronunciations which are really really jawbreakers to you.

5. You keep brainwashed by the myth in your country considering English is a second or foreign language that without mastering you will be left behind.

6. It is really weird that you may create many parodies or spoofs in your country, but none of the native speakers knows the meaning of them.

Indeed, English can become something laughable depends on how you speak it. In many countries where English is a foreign language, learning or trying speaking it fluently no matter you speak it right or wrong will make people think you are the one to put on airs. Weird is there are Hinglish and Singlish to support this language as the second one when they're talking with some who doesn't even know how to pronounce the alphabet.

However, if you really want to master the language, you must keep going on with a lot of practices, even if you have to talk to yourself. I personally agree with this kind of individual practice. Just make sure when you speak to yourself there's nobody around. What we're afraid of is it's you who are considered weird not English.

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You may often watch Tiger Woods on TV commercials, right? What do you think about them? They must mostly relate to golf. None seems weird, like the one depicting a war scnene or fighting against aliens or dinosaurs and it is not part of immigration campaign at all. Should we envy him? Rich, famous with several contracts of product campaigns are waiting for him in line?

Everyone knows Tiger Woods is a golfer, a tough, a famous sportsman. Golf, to most people is a sport for the rich. To me, it is for the Have. What's the different? Lol. While jogging is much cheaper and easier done around the neighborhood, jogging at a lavishly large area with golf clubs and sticks is a pride.

Why Tiger Woods likes doing  the commecials on television?

First, golf is a sport for the rich. They will not think to play chess on the golf course, or play hide and seek.It is such a weird conduct that even 10 year old boy won't laugh hard enough on seeing this.

Secondly, golf players have a lot of cars. The cars should not be displayed on the golf course because it will "spoil the view" and disrupt the game

Third, they just want to be like Tiger Woods; they do not have to get engaged in any commercial breaks, but only pursue a successful career as a golfer and make as much money as they can.

Why the above written opinion sounds so weird?

First, because it is not commented by Tiger Woods himself. Secondly, the post is not written by a golfer. Third, this article is not really  interesting  to be quoated as a storyboarad of golf commercials. Fourth, I don't really care whether you just smile, laugh, confuse or even pick your nose reading this.
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Tiger Woods Joke? This One Is Weird

Special relationship between Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart has been publicly known since they started becoming popular. Both have been broken up and reconciled, and again and again, become the spotlight. Gossip about both celebritries best known for their role in the well-known vampire movie seemingly has never been faded away from the internet

Apparently, their relationship is considered weird by a psychic.

First, both Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have never intended to get married in Hawaii, whereas the the island is the most famous tourist destination abroad ever visited. The tropical spot is so romantic and cool ...

Secondly, they have never intended to join in Indian movies and play along with Indian celebrities like Salman Kahn and Kajol to create a bluckbuster. In fact, the movie industry Bollywood is not bad compared to the powerful Hollywood. By taking part here, they can automatically be singers or dancers and get easly tickled by tear. Indian flicks are known for their romantic and melancholic themes.

Third, it is weird that they are not interested in martial arts films. In fact, the Kungfu movies played by Jacky Chan and Jet Li if collaborated with their horror movie genre, would become an interesting work.

Another thing that makes the romance between Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart is getting odd that they have never known the psychic who think they're weird personally. The paranormal himself is not sure whether he's strange or silly--Or even exist.

How weird!

You like it? Some weird entertainment news are not so popular to those looking for a clear or authentically serious gossip about celebrities rather than searching for a spoof or funny story about them. However, as a tense relief they are not bad.

Are we talking about laughter? Not really, we're talking about smile; it is softer than practical joke. This is how we put weird entertainment into something more intellectual than slapsticks. Especially when it comes to news everybody needs to know.

A few for examples are:

1. It is reported that Emma Watson once traveled to Uganda, exploring the dessert for a hidden treasure, accompanied by a monkey. It is due to her dropout that she decided to do unusual thing far far away in Africa.

2. Tiger Woods, tired of playing golf he decides to make money with Google Adsense. Unfortunately, he doesn't include sport on this blog; instead he writes a lot of content about dolls for toddlers.

3. No authentic news about Robert Pattinson converting to Islam. What makes it weird that Kristen Steward is waiting for him from a Friday prayer to go with him to enroll at the ritual pilgrimage to Mecca.

Okay, such entertainment should not make you laugh. Smile is enough. If you think this kind of news is awful and not funny at all, it is not wrong to say intellectual property is so weird to show off.

Or is it? Just read it or leave it with or without you leaving comment dear ...
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Have You Heard A Weird Story Of Yanni In Dubai Concert?

After reading  Once upon a time: Office Design Plan by Mr. Cabinet: I would like to comment that office design plan should not be arranged by weird people. We're talking about art here, not about a stand-up comedy, right? Who are they, anyway?

First, backpackers. They have nothing to do with tied-up work, routine or commuting, and premises. What they're looking for is a different atmosphere far away from the hustle and bustle of modern business. These people won't say it's weird with their efficiency living in a cheapest inn downtown, but it's silly to be asked to design a plan of office design while being mobile. What is that for? Some of them maybe designer themselves, but it's totally a wrong time for the inquiry while they're having fun exploring a foreign country.

Second, police officers, especially when they're interrogating a criminal. Such stupid question will upset them, and you can get arrested for mocking an institution. The police don't have to design something about their office. They only plan to have better future with sufficient pension money to take it easy after retirement.

Wait, how can we say they are weird ? First, backpackers won't lend their backpack to me and second the police won't dance Gangnam Style to entertain children. See, the latter sentence is weird, right? If you don't get the point here, never mind, it's just a weird entertainment.

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Should We Learn English In A Weird Way?

Entertainment is weird and you are free to regard it as fun or tragedy. Like, is there anything funnier than performing on YouTube making a parody of your pavorite musician? Yanni, a legendary composer and live performer who has brought hundreds of millions of fans and fellow world citizens together with his concerts, won't make a silly story in Arab world, off course. He is all set to return to Dubai.

So don't wish for a joke if he is not in a mood with it. For example you would like to see Yanni with his full orchestra play soccer with all his people and dance Harlem Shake in the field. Funny as you may think, no one will believe such a story.

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